Dec
16
2009
super-Earth!
Author: Kevin
Scientists have found a nearby planet (Planet GJ 1214b) with copious amount of water and a (hot) atmosphere (See Times). You know what this mean? Even though they claim the planet to be too hot to support life there could be a possible epic story in our future. Earth vs. super-Earth!
Once we’re able to travel that 40 light years to the super-Earth, we will see mini-super-men on the planet. And, just like us Humans, they’ll go ballistic and try to defend their planets against the UFO’s of Earth. Once we make touch-down on the planet, everything turns to chaos with mini-men running amok screaming about giants and the end of the super-Earth. While we try to ask them to “Take me to your leader”, they’ll greet us with a volley of artillery fire to the gonads.
The gloves come off at this point (Humans can only take so much prodding)…
It will be the battle for super-Earth! Think Avatar, or maybe not. Our space marines will be riding missiles and building overly-large-and-overly-power mechs. The super-Earth-ians fight back tooth and nail with their own United super-Earth Defense Force (UsEDF). We will slowly take over their territory, edging our way into the heart of their planet. Little men praying to be saved by some unknown super-Earth supernatural entity.
And then, their super-Earth Chuck Norris single-handed-ly disrupt our supply lines, knock off communications from surface-to-space, and win the heart of a very beautiful space marine.
Licking our wounds and limping back to Earth, we’ll prepare for the sequel.
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